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Post by youko {told yuki} on Dec 18, 2006 17:23:19 GMT -5
*pulls one more paper*
Things Sasu-kun would never say.
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Post by +!Dori!+ on Dec 18, 2006 17:38:57 GMT -5
Sasuke: OH MY GOSH I LOVE ALL OF YOU! CAKE FOR EVERYONE! All Sohma's: ;D CCCCCAAAAAKKKKKEEEEE ! ! ! ! ! Fu: *rolls her eyes before Sasuke grabs her hands and leans in close* Ummm . . . . Sasuke? Sasuke: I love you Fu . . . Ever since I first laid eyes on you . . . . Your perfect in every way. *goes in for a kiss . . . . * Announcer Guy: Will Sasuke get his kiss? Will Fu reject him? Will the Sohma's eat all the cake? And is this mic turned on? Stayed tuned!
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Post by youko {told yuki} on Jan 18, 2007 19:28:39 GMT -5
*laughs*Good one Dori. Here's one based off a comic I saw.
Sasuke: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitachiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...................I will kill you.......
Itachi: SASUKE~!DEAR BROTHER! Long time no see! My, you have grown so much!
Sasuke: *deadpan expression* You DO realize you just ruined a crucial dramatic point in the whole plot of this series?
Itachi: *confused* I did?
Sasuke: Yes, and this is the part where you beat the hell out of me.
ANNOUNCER: Will Sasuke get his revenge? Will Itachi ever get it? WHY WON'T I STOP ASKING YOU THESE QUESTIONS? Tune in next time!
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Post by +!Dori!+ on Feb 12, 2007 15:47:21 GMT -5
I'm bored so here's another one!
Sasuke: . . . .
Kyo: *Glares at Sasuke* You got a problem pretty boy?
Sasuke: *Glances at Kyo and sighs* Oh my gosh like you wouldn't believe how emo I have been. All of the girls at school want to pretty much molest me. All of the guys at school want to kill me for being so popular. Emo. Emo. Emo. No one here is really on my good side save like one or two people. Your getting on my nerves just by asking such things. Emo. Emo. Emo. But then again you know us emo people have to get our emotions out. So I guess thank you Likin Park and Dashboard Confessionals. Then theres me never getting to know my parents bacuse of that. Emo. Emo. Emo. And to top it off . . . My cupcake was stolen.
Kyo: *sweatdrops* Damn boy . . . Sorry I asked.
This one is dedicated to Miyavi and all of her love for Sasuke. *smirk*
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Post by xX-Hatsuharu-Xx on Feb 12, 2007 19:12:12 GMT -5
Sasuke: ...
Kakashi:[/b] *stops reading paradise* What?
Sasuke: Can I borrow that when you're done?
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Post by +!Dori!+ on Mar 17, 2007 14:37:18 GMT -5
I'm bored so here's one off the top of my head. Sasuke: *Walks into the class room where is fan club meets, all Sasuke-cool-like* Girls: *Stares in awe as they back away a bit at his Sasuke-ness.* President: If I can have your attention please. ORDER! *She presses a button on a CD player and 'I'm Too Sexy' begins to play.* Sasuke: *smirks and begins to strip, singing along to the words* 'I'm to sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt so sexy it huuurts..." **Don't ask but I had the image in my head and thought it would be funny.**
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Post by Rukia Keito on May 3, 2007 8:22:19 GMT -5
This one sucks. Trust me.
Jiraiya: *about to sneak into girl's locker room*
Sasuke: *tugs on his sleeve*
Jiraiya: Huh?
Sasuke: Can I come with you?
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Post by +!Dori!+ on Apr 15, 2009 9:42:58 GMT -5
Sasuke:*stares and Fu* Fu:*glares back* What? Sasuke:You made it through the wilderness somehow Fu:*eye twitches* What? *Ayame Pops Out Of Nowhere* Sasuke& Ayame: Didn't know how lost I was till I found youFu*backs away slowly* Sasuke:You were beat... Ayame:Incomplete... Sasuke:You'd been had... Ayame:You were sad and blue... **Recognize the song??**
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Post by Jamie Hall // Kaito Keito on Apr 17, 2009 13:25:15 GMT -5
Sasuke: *sings* It's guy love, that's all it is~ Guy love, he's mine I'm his~ There's nothing gay about it in our eyes~
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